Tom and Jerry: Poo cat Poos


I swear that this really happened. I was a huge fan of Kenny the Cat. He starred in Spongebob (rip-off of Tom and Jerry), Itchy and Scratchy (rip-off of a rip-off), and Tom and Jerry. I loved it so much. I had all the Shrek. Today, i went to see the 9,000th Tom and Jerry episode. I delivered it, and my Mixels strangely started to bleed Hyperealistic Cubit. Teslo said: how many souls will it take to change THE light-bulb? I thought it was just a glitch made by aliens. I got the DVD, but it was a permanent marker. I drew a DVD because the marker was one of Doraemon's little contraptions. I put in the DVD. The usual jingle played until this picture showed up. I screamed vomit all over my couch, and it made a tsunami. The show started up with the words:

I AM SWAY-SWAY

. Tom was on Deviantart trying to see sexy ponies. But it turned out to be butt month, so all he got was Sanjay and Craig porn. Jerry, somehow hit Tom with a light-saber, and Tom soon started to bleed Hyperealistic Blood. Jerry dressed up as a wizard. He said: TOM, I AM YOUR FATHER. Tom screamed so loud, that I died. But I came back to life. Tom (as a spooky dude) was at Equestria. He was trying to get Rarity to marry him so he could just listen to Justin Beiber sing. Rarity said no, but Tom was a pervert. When Rarity was in the bathroom (because it was butt month), Tom ran into the door and said: HERE'S JHONNY TEST! Rarity screamed for ten hours. I taped a video,it got more views than Gangman Style. Trust me, it was awesome! rarity got a gun and shot Tom so much, that his body was just Hyperealistic Blood. Wherever he walked, he flooded the worldverse. When he was on the toilet (butt month) he only pooped one gazillion gallons of Hyperealistic blood. He even drank blood at some times. It was graphic. Jerry nuked Tom for no actual reason. It showed that he was the Terminator. Tom and Jerry went to sodaland, to drink soda before they died apparently. After they drink-drink, they went onto a railroad because LIAF IS A HAEHWEI, IEM NO DROTTING O MY LODE! Next to them was a portal to Narnia, because Tumnus was a train. They looked stupid and drunk because of all of those rotten Cookironis. Tumnus came, and here's a picture. Tumnus came to kill them all, because he was a very nice man. And they all died. The end!